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True Story at 1st AA meeting
Category:
Drink Jokes
Rating:
2.00
Contributor:
nutter
 JOKE TEXT




A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him
to let them take him home. He says no -- he only lives a mile away.


About five blocks from party, the police pull him over for weaving and ask
him to get out of the car and walk the line. Just as he starts, the police
radio blares out a notice of a robbery taking place in a house just a block
away.


The police tell the party animal to stay put, they will be right back and
they hop a fence and run down the street to the robbery.


The guy waits and waits and finally decides to drive home.


When he gets there, he tells his wife he is going to bed, and to tell anyone
who might come looking for him that he has the flu and has been in bed all
day.


A few hours later the police knock on the door. They ask if Mr. Joe is there
and his wife says yes. They ask to see him and she replies that he is in bed
with the flu and has been so all day.


The police have his driver's license. They ask to see his car and she asks
why. They insist on seeing his car, so she takes them to the garage. She
opens the door. There sitting in the garage is the police car, with all its
lights still flashing.


True story, told by the driver at his first AA meeting.


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