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new shoes
Category:
Blonde Jokes
Rating:
5.00
Contributor:
nutter
 JOKE TEXT


A young blonde woman was driving through the
> Florida everglades while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair
> of genuine alligator shoes,
> but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local
> vendors were asking.
>
> After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of
> one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, 'Well then, maybe
> I'll just go out and catch my
> own alligator and get a pair of shoes for
> free!'
>
> The shopkeeper said with a sly
> smile, 'Well little lady, why
> don't you go and give it a
> try?'
>
> The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to
> catch an
> alligator.
>
> Later in the day, as the shopkeeper
> is driving home, he spots
> the same young woman standing waist deep in the
> murky water,
> shotgun in hand. As he grinds his car to a
> stop, he sees a huge
> 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her With
> lightning
> reflexes, the blond takes aim, shoots the
> creature and hauls it
> up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more
> dead gators, all
> lying belly up.
>
> The shopkeeper stood on the bank,
> watching in silent amazement.
> The blonde struggles mightily and manages to
> flip the gator onto
> its back. Rolling her eyes heavenward, she
> screams in
> frustration:
>
> 'SHIT! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT,
> TOO!'


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