Mirror, Mirror

Shrek, Hallie Berry and Denzel Washington were all having lunch
together.

Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the
world,

but how can I be sure?'



Denzel Washington said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've
never had it confirmed.'



Hallie Berry agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but
sometimes I wonder.'



They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true
was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to confirm for
them whether Shrek was the strongest, Hallie Berry was the most gorgeous and
Denzel Washington was the sexiest. They agreed to meet again the next day
for lunch to discuss their findings.





The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it’s true. The mirror told
me that I am the strongest man in the world.'





Denzel Washington perked up and said: 'And I know for sure that I'm the
sexiest man of all'





But Hallie Berry lifted her sad, face and said …












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