Ed and Harriet met while on a cruise, and Ed fell head over heels in love
with her.. On the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner
and had a serious talk about how they would continue their relationship.
'It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut,' Ed said to his lady
friend. 'I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's a problem, you'd better
say so now.'

Harriet responded, 'If we're being honest with each other, here goes... I'm
a hooker.' 'I see,' Ed replied, and was quiet for a moment. Then he added,
'You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight
when you tee off.'