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GOLF ATTIRE
Category:
Golf Jokes
Rating:
5.00
Contributor:
nobhead
 JOKE TEXT


At the Spring meeting of your golf committee, we decided to relax our dress code governing course attire. This was done in recognition of the new styles of very neat and attractive golf shirts without collars. Our by-laws still require shirts with both sleeves and collars and must be amended before this can become a permanent change.

Because it is so difficult to define what is or is not proper golf attire, the committee decided to leave it to the golf professional and his staff to determine what is acceptable on the course. However, we recently received a complaint about the dress of certain golfers at a recent outing, and are now considering reverting to the old 'sleeves and collar' rule.

This generated a heated debate among the committee members, so we decided to poll the membership to help us with this decision. Please cast your vote via e-mail to either:

a. Revert to the old 'sleeves & collar' rule,

b. Let the golfer decide proper 'golf attire'.

Photos have been included to assist you in making your determination. Please help the committee and your club. Cast your vote today!



GOLF ATTIRE




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