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JACK AND JILL
Category:
Husband Jokes
Rating:
0
Contributor:
nobhead
 JOKE TEXT
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Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side 'When
I
married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take
off
my trousers,' he said. 'I gave them to your mother and told her to put

them on. When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me
that
she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large. 'I told her,
'of
course they're too big. I wear the trousers in his family and I always

will.' Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem.'





Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after
the
wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to
Jill
and told her to put them on. Jill saidthat the trousers were too big
and
she couldn't possibly wear them.

'Exactly,' replied Jack. 'I wear the trousers in this relationship and
I
always will. I don't want you to forget that.'





Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack. 'Try these

on,' she said, so he tried them on but they were too small. 'I can't

possibly get into your knickers,' said Jack. 'Exactly,' replied Jill.
'And
if you don't change your f *** ing attitude, you never will.'



Go Jill !!!!!!!!!!!!


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