Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side 'When
married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take
my trousers,' he said. 'I gave them to your mother and told her to put
them on. When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me
she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large. 'I told her,
course they're too big. I wear the trousers in his family and I always
will.' Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem.'
Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after
wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to
and told her to put them on. Jill saidthat the trousers were too big
she couldn't possibly wear them.
'Exactly,' replied Jack. 'I wear the trousers in this relationship and
always will. I don't want you to forget that.'
Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack. 'Try these
on,' she said, so he tried them on but they were too small. 'I can't
possibly get into your knickers,' said Jack. 'Exactly,' replied Jill.
if you don't change your f *** ing attitude, you never will.'
Go Jill !!!!!!!!!!!!