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THE FIREMANS SYSTEM
Category:
Sex Jokes
Rating:
4.00
Contributor:
nobhead
 JOKE TEXT


THE FIREMAN'S SYSTEM



A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.


"From now on when I say BELL 1
I want you to strip naked.

When I say BELL 2
I want you to jump in bed.

And when I say BELL 3
We are going to make love all night.


" The next night he came home from work and yelled

" BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed.

When he yelled " BELL 3!", they began making love.



After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!"

"What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?







"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied "
Y OU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."


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