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Beer Warning
Category:
Drink Jokes
Rating:
3.50
Contributor:
nobhead
 JOKE TEXT


Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be
alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman.

Many females use a date-rape-drug on the market called ' Beer' .

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in
bottles, cans, or from taps and in large kegs.

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade
their male victims to go home and sleep with them.

A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then
simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers , men
will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to
whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking Beer , men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly
what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling
that 'something bad' occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship'. In extreme cases,
the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into
a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as 'marriage'.

Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and
sex is offered by the predatory females.

If you fall victim to this ' Beer' scam and the women administering it,
there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your
shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

For the support group nearest you, just look up 'Golf Courses' in the
phone book.


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