Two irishmen, Paddy and Gerry, drive to the top of the Connor Pass where Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says
"Dis looks like a grand place"
He takes 2 budgies out of a box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off. Paddy watches the 2 birds fly off and Gerry fall to the bottom, killing himself stone dead.

Moments later Seamus arrives. He walks to the edge of the cliff carrying another box and a shotgun.
"Hi Paddy, watch dis," Seamus says, he lets a parrot out of the box and throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun. Paddy watches as halfway down Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot.
Seamus carries on plummeting until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body.


Paddy is just getting over the shock when Sean appears. Sean takes a chicken out, takes it by the legs and hurls himself off the cliff. He falls until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.

Once more Paddy shakes his head "Stuff dat lads, first dere was Gerry budgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting, and now Sean and his hengliding"