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Australia Day Love Poem
Category:
Love Jokes
Rating:
0
Contributor:
nobhead
 JOKE TEXT


Yes there is such a thing, sad as it is!

Who said Australians weren't romantic?

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Of course I love ya darlin'

You're a bloody top-notch bird

And when I say you're gorgeous

I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side

I don't mind a bit of flab

It means that when I'm ready

There's somethin there to grab.

So your belly isn't flat no more

I tell ya, I don't care

So long as when I cuddle ya

I can get my arms round there.

No sheila who is your age

Has nice round perky breasts.

They just gave in to gravity

But I know ya did ya best.

I'm tellin' ya the truth now

I never tell ya lies

I think its very sexy

That you've got dimples on ya thighs.

I swear on me nanna's grave now

The moment that we met

I thought you was as good as

I was ever gonna get.

No matter what u look like

I'll always love ya dear.

Now shut up while the footy's on

And fetch another beer.



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