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British humour
Category:
Funny News
Rating:
0
Contributor:
nobhead
 JOKE TEXT


A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit

Pakistan. Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured.

The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to

start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.

The USA is sending troops to help.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

Latin American countries are sending supplies.

New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops.

The Asian continents are sending labour to assist in rebuilding

infrastructure.

Australia is sending medical teams and supplies.

Britain, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Pakistanis.


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