Telling Husband youre going out for the night with the Girls... $0.00
Red Leather Jacket for night out with the Girls... $200.00
Car wash and Wax... $20.00
Getting a Radar photo speeding ticket while out with the Girls. $150.00
Having Husband open the Mailed Radar Photo citation,

and seeing you with another mans Dick in your hands

........PRICELESS!!!!!