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THE IRISH PROSTITUTE
Category:
Irish Jokes
Rating:
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Contributor:
giuseppe
 JOKE TEXT


An
Irish daughter had not been home for over a year. Upon her
return, her Father cussed her. 'Where have ye been all this time?
Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye
not understand what ye put yer old Mother
thru?'




The
girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a
prostitute...'



'Ye
what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a
disgrace to this Catholic family.'

'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur
coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million
savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And
for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible
that's parked outside plus a membership to the country
club.....(takes a breath).....and an invitation for ye all to spend
New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... .'




'Now
what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.


Girl,
crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff,
sniff.'


'Oh!
Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.




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