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My favourite fairy tale
Category:
Women Jokes
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Contributor:
vito
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Once upon time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured Princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped onto the Princess' lap and said, "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome Prince until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you however and I will turn back into the dapper, young Prince that I am. Then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my Mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."

That night, on a repast of lightly sauteed frogs legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought," I don't f*ucking think so!"


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