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I would have made the cake
Category:
Girly Jokes
Rating:
0
Contributor:
CHJ
 JOKE TEXT


CAKE OR BED

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A

FOOTBALL MATCH WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,

HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?

ITS BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.

HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,

FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE POWERGEN WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?

I DONT THINK SO!

FINE!

THEN THE WIFE ASKS,

WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?

IT WONT CLOSE RIGHT

TO WHICH HE REPLIED,

FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?

DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE FRIDGIDAIRE

WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?

I DONT THINK SO!

FINE! SHE SA YS

THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS

TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK

IM NOT A CARPENTER AND I DONT

WANT TO FIX STEPS, HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE TAYLOR WOODROW WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?

I DONT THINK SO! IVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS, IM GOING TO THE PUB!!!!

SO HE GOES TO THE PUB AND DRINKS FOR A

COUPLE OF HOURS................

HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW

HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES

TO GO HOME

AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES

THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.

AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE

HALL LIGHT IS WORKING

AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES

THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.

HONEY, HE ASKS, HOWD ALL THIS GET FIXED?

SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT

OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.

HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.

HE SAID,

SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?

SHE REPLIED, HELLOOOOO.., DO YOU SEE MR KIPLING WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DONT THINK SO!


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