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Declan, Mick and Seamus entered their local pubs weekly raffle
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Irish Jokes
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Contributor:
pietro
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Declan, Mick and Seamus entered their local pub's weekly raffle and to their surprise, they each won a prize: Declan a bottle of whisky, Mick a large turkey and Seamus a toilet brush.

The next week, they met again in the pub and talked about their prizes. Declan extolled the pleasures of his smooth Irish whisky, while Mick reported that the turkey was the most delicious he had ever tasted.

Seamus looked rather glum when asked about the toilet brush.

'It wasn't that great,' he said. 'I think I'll go back to using paper.'


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