A lady walks into Harrod's. She browses around, spots a
beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As
she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks
wind.



Very
embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person
doesn't pop up right
now.



As
she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the
form of a salesman standing right behind
her.



Cool
as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the
salesman greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may
we help you today?'



Very
uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not
have been there at the time of her little
'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of
this lovely
bracelet?'



He
answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it,
you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the
price