A guy went to the Post Office to apply for a job.


The interviewer asked him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replied, "Yes - caffeine."

"Have you ever been in the military service?"

"Yes," he replied. I did two combat tours in Afghanistan.

The interviewer said, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."

Then he asked, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy said, "Yes....an IED exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles."

The interviewer grimaced and then said, "O.K. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan to start at 10:00 A.M... every day."

The guy was puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M., why don't you want me to be here until 10:00 A.M.?"

"This is a government job," the interviewer said. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."