Seamus and Paddy are sitting on a bench boasting about their luckiest day.

Seamus says "Once I found a 50 pound note, so I had a slap up dinner and got a bottle of whiskey."

Paddy replied "I can beat that! I was walking along the railway lines this morning and I found a woman tied to the rails. After I untied her we fucked non stop all day."

Seamus replied "Did you get a blow job?"

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Paddy replied........ "No, I couldn't find her head."