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LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Category:
One Liners
Rating:
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Contributor:
CHJ
 JOKE TEXT


LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
(You MUST Read Them Aloud)


Thats Not Right Sum Ting Wong

Are You Harbouring A Fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding
See Me ASAP Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man Dum Fuk
Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni

Did You Go To The Beach? Wai Yu So Tan?

I Bumped Into A Coffee Table Ai Bi Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni

I Think You Need A Face Lift Chin Tu Fatt

Its Very Dark In Here Wai So Dim?

I Thougght You Were On A Diet Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This Is A Tow Awayy Zone No Pah King

Our Meeting Is Scheduled For Next Week Wai Yu Kum Nao?

Staying Out Of Sight Lei Ying Lo Lo

Hes Cleaning His Automobile Wa Shing Ka

YYour Body Odor Is Offensive Yu Stink Ee Pu

Great Fu Kin Su Pa



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