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My resimay
Category:
Office Jokes
Rating:
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Contributor:
ginger
 JOKE TEXT


My resimay:





To hoom it mae cunsern,


I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.


I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.


I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person.

I no my spelling is not too good.


My salerery is open, I kin start emeditely.

Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.


Sinseerly,

Tiffanny


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short I sent a pickture of me.





















Employer's response:...

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Dear Tiffany,


It's OK honey, we've got spell check.

See you Monday.





(Who says photos don't work on a resume?)



(The tree is a prop.)


My resimay




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