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Santa and Dopey
Category:
Pet Jokes
Rating:
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Contributor:
ginger
 JOKE TEXT


The seven dwarfs were talking to Santa Claus one day, when Dopey asked if there were any bears in Alaska.

Santa said "Yes, there are loads of bears in Alaska"

The other 6 dwarfs said "Come on Dopey, ask the real question"

Dopey said "Okay okay, Santa are there any fish in Alaska?"

Santa said "yes, there are loads of fish in Alaska"

The other 6 dwarfs said "Come on Dopey, just ask the real question"

Dopey said "Okay okay, Santa are there any Dwarf Nuns in Alaska?

Santa said "No! absolutely not"

After hearing that Dopeys face turned red and all the Dwarfs started laughing their heads off.

Santa finally asked, "Why are you guys laughing so hard?"

All six Dwarfs shouted out together "Dopey fucked a penguin, Dopey fucked a penguin"


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