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You are what you eat
Category:
Medical Jokes
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Contributor:
ginger
 JOKE TEXT


You are what you eat



For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.



1. The Japanese eat very little fat

and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.



2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat

and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.



3. The Chinese drink very little red wine

and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.



4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine

and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.



5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats

and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.



CONCLUSION:



Eat and drink what you like.

Speaking English is apparently what kills you


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