A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks whats in the bag. The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foothigh and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it onthe counter as well. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench,which he places in front of the piano. The little man sits down at the piano, and starts playing a beautifulpiece by Mozart! Where on earth did you get that? says the bartender. The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender andsays: Here. Rub it. So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly theres a gust of smoke anda beautiful genie is standing before him. I will grant you one wish.Just one wish...each person is only allowed one! The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says, I want amillion bucks! A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed byanother duck, then another. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled withducks and they keep coming! The bartender turns to the man and says, Yknow, I think your genies alittle deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks. No sh.it!! says the man, do you really think I asked for a 12 inchpianist?