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Police Report
Category:
Police Jokes
Rating:
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Contributor:
ginger
 JOKE TEXT


Police Report

You gotta love this police report.

A True Story from the Jacksonville , Fl., Police Dept.

A man named "John" goes to a party and has too
much to drink. His friends plead with him to
let them take him home.. He says no he only lives a
mile away.

About a half of a mile from party, the police pull him over
for weaving and ask him to get out of the car and
walk the line. Just as he starts, the police
radio blares out a notice of a robbery taking place in
a house just a block away. The police tell the man
to stay put, they will be right back and they hop a
fence and run down the street to the robbery.

The guy waits and waits and finally decides to drive
home. When he gets there, he tells his wife he is
going to bed, and to tell anyone who might come
looking for him that he has the flu and has been
in bed all day.

A few hours later the police knock on the door.
They ask if "John" is there and his wife says
yes. They ask to see him and she replies that
he is in bed with the flu and has been so all day.

The police have his driver's license. They ask to
see his car and she asks why.

They insist on seeing his car, so she takes them to
the garage. She opens the door. There sitting in the garage

is the police car, with all its lights still flashing.




True story:


Told by the driver at his first AA meeting.




Tough times never last, but tough people do!!!!


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