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Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....
Seniors Breakfast
Ever wonder where the term Dick Head came from?
Typical Woman
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Instead of getting....
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Women need a....
Clinton lied...
My mother never saw.....
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My girlfriend always...
Sex at age 90...
Bisexuality immediately....
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Ah yes divorce
The love story of Ralph and Edna.
Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
What is the difference between medium and rare?
If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Whats the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
Whats the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
Whats the difference between purple and pink?
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