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The F Word
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The F Word
(Correct use of the F word)

When is the word @#$% Acceptable?

There have been only Twelve times in history when the F word was considered acceptable for us.

They are:

12. What the @#$% do you mean, we are Sinking?
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

11. What the @#$% was that!?
-- Mayor of Hiroshima , 1945

10. Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?
-- Custer, 1877

9. Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that.
-- Einstein, 1938

8. It does so @#$%ing look like her!
-- Picasso, 1926

7. How the @#$% did you work that out?
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

6. You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?
Michelangelo, 1566!

5. Where the @#$% am I?
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

4. Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!
Noah, 4314 BC

3 . What do you mean there is no @%#*ing key to my ankle bracelet?
Martha Stewart, 2005

2. Aw cmon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?
Bill Clinton, 1998

And, a drum roll please!

1. Geez, I didnt think theyd get that @%#*^ing mad.
Saddam Hussein,
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