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UVE GOT TO LOVE THOSE HILLBILLIES
Category:
Wife Jokes
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Contributor:
CHJ
 JOKE TEXT


UVE GOT TO LOVE THOSE "HILLBILLIES" VERY CREATIVE!!!!

A gas station owner was trying to increase his sales which had been slacking
off, and being creative in hillbilly territory he came up with a surefire
way to get his business back.

He placed a large hand painted sign out by the dirt road that read, "Free
Sex with Fill-up." Soon the first local, Billy Ray, pulled in and asked
about the free sex sign.

The owner told him that he had to get a minimum fill-up of 10 gallons of
gas, and then if he guessed the winning number from 1 to 10 he would get his
free sex.

The hillbilly filled-up at over 10 gallons, and then guessed the number 8.

The proprietor said, "You were close...the number was 7. Sorry, but no sex
this time."

A week later, the same hillbilly, along with a buddy Zeke, pulled in for
another fill-up. Again he asked for his chance for free sex after making his
purchase, and guessed the number 2.

The proprietor again gave him the same story, saying, "Sorry, it was 3. You
were really close...but no free sex this time."

As they were driving away, the hillbilly said to his buddy, "Zeke, I think
that game is rigged and he doesnt really give away free sex."

Bubba replied, "No, its for real, Billy Ray. It aint rigged at all. My
wife won twice last week."



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