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Arthur (Harley) Davidson, died and went to heaven.
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Arthur (Harley)Davidson, died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, Since youve been such a good
man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you
can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven.

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, I want to hang
out with God.

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God

God recognized Arthur and commented, Okay, so you were the one who
invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?

Arthur said, Yep, thats me.

God said, Well, whats the big deal in inventing something thats
pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and cant run without a

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, Excuse me,
but arent You the inventor of woman?

God said, Yes.

Well, said Arthur, professional to professional, you have some
major design flaws in your invention:

1. Theres too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!

Hmmmmm, you have some good points there, replied God, hold on.

God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and
waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and
God read it.

Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed, God said to
Arthur, but according to these numbers, more men are riding my
invention than yours.

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