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German and the Tart
Category:
Sex Jokes
Rating:
0
Contributor:
CHJ
 JOKE TEXT


> > German and the Tart>>>> Subject: The German and the Tart>>>> A German
> > guy approaches a prostitute and says, I vish to buy sex vit
> > you>>>>>> OK says the girl, Ill charge 100 Euros an hour>>>>
> > Ist goot, But I must varn you, I am a little kinky>>>>>> No
> > problem she replies cautiously, I can do a little kinky>>>>>> So
> > off they go to the girls flat, where the German produces four>>>>
> > large bedsprings and a duck caller.>>>> I vant you to tie ze springs
> > to your handz und kneez. The girl>>>> finds this very strange, but
> > complies, fastening the springs to>>>> her hands and knees.>>>>>> Now
>
> > pleez you vill get on your handz and kneez. She duly doesthis,>>>>
> > balancing on the springs.>>>>>> You vill please blow zis duck caller
> > as I make love to you. She>>>> finds all this very odd, but figures
> > its harmless, and the guy is>>>> paying.>>>>>> The sex is fantastic.
> > The energetic German bounces her all over>>>> the room, all the time
> > with her honking on the duck caller. The>>>> climax is the most
> > sensational she has ever experienced, and it is>>>> several minutes
> > before she has recovered her breath. Finally she>>>> gasps That was
> > totally amazing....... what do you call that?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Wait
> > For
> > It....................................................>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> Ah, says the German, Four-sprung duck technique>>>>>>


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