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Golf Injury
Category:
Golf Jokes
Rating:
2.00
Contributor:
CHJ
 JOKE TEXT


THOUGHT THIS MIGHT MAKE YOU LAUGH.







Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her
ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.


The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together
at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.


The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
Please allow me to help. Im a Physical Therapist and I know I
could relieve your pain if youd allow me,she told him.


Oh, no, Ill be all right. Ill be fine in a few minutes, the man replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still
clasping his hands together at his groin.


At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened
his pants and put her hands inside.


She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments
and asked, How does that feel?


He replied: It feels great, but I still think my thumbs broken.



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