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Kids Jokes

Kids are so funny! Just listen when they talk and

you'll see what I mean......

Here's some definitions and test answers from kids.

Kids answers, (their spelling)

Three kinds of blood vessels are: arteries, vanes and caterpillars.

Blood flows down one leg and up the other.

Hydrogin is gin and water.

Respiration is composed of two acts,
first inspiration and then expectoration.

The pistol of a flower is it's only protection.

Germinate: to become a naturalized German.

Liter: A nest of young puppies.

For a dog bite put the dog away for a few days,
if it hasn't recovered, then kill it.

The body consists of three parts, the brainium, the borax,
and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain.
The borax contains the heart and lungs.

The abominable contains the bowls,
of which there are five, a,e,i,o and u.

Magnet: Something you find crawling over a dead cat.

Vacumm: A large empty space where the pope lives.

For fainting, rub the persons chest, or if a lady, rub her arm above the
hand instead. Or put the head between the knees of the nearest doctor.

A fossil is an extinct animal, the older it is, the more extinct it is.

For a head cold, use an agonizer to spay your nose until it drops in your throat.

For a nosebleed, put the nose much lower than the body
until the heart stops.

Questions kids ask God.

Dear God, how do you make our hair?

Dear God, what is Heaven really like, I have heard different theories.

Dear God, how do you listen to all those churches praying at the same time?

Dear God, Is there a pet store in Heaven? If there is I want a Golden Retriever.

Dear God, if Joseph was Jesuses dad, then are you his Grandpa?

Dear God, when you go to Heaven, can you bring one thing from earth?

Dear God, is there a church in Heaven?

Dear God, do you have to wear shoes in Heaven?
I see pictures of Angels but they are never wearing shoes.

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