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Never Lie to a Woman
Category:
Wife Jokes
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Contributor:
D Harris
 JOKE TEXT


Never Lie to a Woman



A man called home to his wife and said, Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends ...
Well be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion Ive been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, were Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up

Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas.
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.
The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didnt you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?
Youll love the answer...

The wife replied, I did. Theyre in your fishing box ...

Never Lie To A Woman...!!!


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