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A Short Love Story
Women Jokes
D Harris

A Short Love Story

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both
married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping
room on a Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....

He in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman
"Maam, Im sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to
reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
Im awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight,
lets pretend that were married."

"Wow! Thats a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own fuckin blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.

The End

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