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Racial Harmony
Religious Jokes
D Harris

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the
Afghanistan desert when
he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried
toward the object, only to find a Little old Jewish man at a small stand
selling ties. The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"

The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie?
They are only $5."

The Taliban shouted,

"Idiot! I do not need an overpriced tie.

I need water!

I should kill you, but

I must find water first."

OK," said the old Jewish man, "it does not matter that you do not want to

buy a
tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that".

"If you continue over that hill to the east for about ten miles, you will
find a
lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need.

Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.

Many hours later he staggered back.

"Your f***ing brother wont let me in without a tie."

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