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One of the best emails ever!!!
Category:
Wife Jokes
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Contributor:
D Harris
 JOKE TEXT


One of the best emails ever!!!


This got the whole of Sydney laughing. Read it and youll see why! Just
imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many
Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney.

The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is
called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are
married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant
answers"yes",he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal
questions.

The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with
(phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same
three questions correctly, they both win the prize.

One particular game, however, several months ago made the Harbour City
drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing
youve heard yet.

Anyway, heres how it all went down:


DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of Mate Match?"


Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."


DJ: "Great! Then you know were giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if
you win.
What is your name? First only please."

Contestant: "Brian."


DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"


Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."


DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wifes name? First only please."


Brian: "Sarah."


DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"


Brian: "She is gonna kill me."


DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"


Brian: (laughing) "Yes, shes at work."


DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"


Brian: "About 8 oclock this morning."


DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."


Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."


DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"


Brian: "About 10 minutes."


DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said
that if a trip wasnt at stake."

Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."


DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 oclock this =
morning?


Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."


DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"


Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us
for couple of weeks..."


DJ: "Uh huh..."


Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."

DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

Brian: "On the kitchen table."


DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than theprevious hundred
times Ive done it.
Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wifes work number and
call her up.


You listen to this."
[ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]


DJ: "Okay audience; lets call Sarah, shall we?" (Touch
tones.....ringing....)


Clerk: "Kinkos."

DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"

Clerk: "This is she."


DJ: "Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and
Ive been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."

Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"

DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to
give any\answers away or youll lose.
Sooooooo... do you know the rules of Mate Match?"

Sarah: "No."

DJ: "Good!"


Brian: (laughing)


Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"


Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be
completely honest."


DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If
your answers match Brians answers, then the both of youwill be off to
the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.


Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."

DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"

Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."


DJ: "What time?"

Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."

DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"


Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."

DJ: "Hmmmm. Thats close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect is
manhood. Weve got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away
from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?"


Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."


DJ: "Where did you have it?"


Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didnt tell them that did you?"


Brian: "Just tell him, honey."


DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"


Sarah: "Well..."


DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?


Sarah: "Up the arse....."

They had to call an ambulance for the DJ he thought he was going to have
a heart attack , he could not stop laughing.
Apperently there was an unusually high call out of the Sydney Police
just after this conversation , for minor traffic collisions.



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