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American, French, & the English
Category:
Women Jokes
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Contributor:
D Harris
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A US Marine boarded a train in France. He saw a pretty lady sitting in an aisle seat and the seat next to her had a little French Poodle. The Marine politely asked if he could sit in the window seat.



The French woman just sniffed and said, to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."



The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat
left was under that dog. "Please, maam. May I sit down? Im very tired" She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!" This time the Marine didnt say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor!

This American should be put in his place!"

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you
Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing.

You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window!



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