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george bush
Political Jokes
D Harris

George Bush has a heart attack and dies.He goes to hell where the Devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do with you," says the Devil. "you're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I am going to do.I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you will have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves."

George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The devil opened the first chamber. In it was Ted Kennedy in a large pool of water. Kennedy kept resurfacing over and over and over,gasping for air. Such was his fate in hell.

"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and and don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next chamber. In it was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All Blair did was swing that hammer, time after time after time, and more rocks appeared.

"No!" Bush said. "I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!"

The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she is known for. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,"Yeah, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said.....

"Monica, you're free to go!"

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