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A break Through in Penis Surgery
Sex Jokes
D Harris

>Bob can't get an erection so he goes to the doctor.
>The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his
>penis are broken down and there's nothing he can do
>unless he's willing to try an experimental surgery.
>Bob asks what the surgery is and the doctor tells him
>they take the muscles from the base of a baby
>elephant's trunk, insert them in the base of his
>penis, and hope for the best.
>Bob thinks that sounds pretty scary but the thought of
>never having sex again is even scarier, so he says OK.
>The doctor performs the surgery and about 6 weeks
>later he gives Bob the go ahead to "try out his new
>Bob takes his wife out to dinner. While at dinner Bob
>starts feeling incredible pressure in his pants. It
>gets unbearable and he figures no one can see him so
>he undoes his pants. No sooner does he do this than
>his penis pops out of his pants, rolls across the
>table, grabs an apple from the fruit basket, and
>disappears back into his pants.
>His wife sits in shock for a few moments, and then
>gets a sly look on her face.
>She says, "That was pretty cool! Can you do that
>again?" With his eyes watering and a painful look on
>his face, Bob says, "Probably, but I don't know if I
>can fit another apple up my ass."

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