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The Happiest and Shortest Fairytale ever
Love Jokes
D Harris

>>>The Happiest and Shortest Fairytale ever!!
>>>Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
>>>The girl said, "NO!"
>>>And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping,
>>>dancing, camping, drank whole bottles of wine, always had
>>>a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever
>>>the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat,
>>>travelled more, had many lovers,
>>>didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself.
>>>She went to the theatre, NEVER watched Sports, Never,
>>>wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had a
>>>high self esteem, never cried or yelled, and felt and
>>>looked fabulous all the time.

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