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Female compassion
Sex Jokes
D Harris

Female compassion - Classic!!!!
> Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Carolyn
> that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.
> Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course
> she agreed and they made passionate love
> Six hours later, Barry went to her again and said 'Honey, now I only
> have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?' Carolyn
> agreed
> and again they made love.
> Later Barry was getting into bed when he realised he now had only eight
> hours left. He touched Carolyn's shoulder and said 'Honey? Please?
> Just one more time before I die?' She agreed, then afterwards she rolled
> over and fell asleep. Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his head,
> and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. He
> tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up.
> 'Honey, I only have four hours left? Could we ...?'
> His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said 'Listen Barry, I'm not
> being funny, but I have to get up in the morning and you don't'

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