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A husband had just
Husband Jokes
D Harris

> >A husband had just finished reading a new book
> >entitled, "You Can Be the Man of Your House."
> >
> >He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and said
> >"From now on, you need to know that I am the man of
> >this house and my word is law!"
> >
> >You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and
> >I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a
> >sumptuous dessert. After dinner you are going to go
> >upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex
that I
> >want.
> >
> >After that, you are going to draw me a bath so I
can relax.
> >You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me
> >my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands.
> >
> >Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and
comb my
> >hair?"
> >
> >The wife replied, "The f*ckin' funeral director
would be my guess."

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