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The tattoo
Irish Jokes
D Harris

The tattoo

Paddy gets home late one night and his wife says "Where in hell Have you
Paddy replies, "I was out getting a tattoo"

"A tattoo" she frowned, "What kind did you get?"

"I got a 50 note tattooed on my privates" he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking" she said shaking her head in disdain, "Why on earth would
anybody get a 50 note tattooed on his privates?"

"Well for
1...I like to watch my money grow
2..Once in a while I like to play with my money
3...I like how money feels in my hand and lastly, instead of you going out wasting money on
shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow fifty quid anytime you want!

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