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DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
Category:
Women Jokes
Rating:
2.00
Contributor:
D Harris
 JOKE TEXT


DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish.........................................49
Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone
Athletic......................................No t*ts
Average looking..................................Ugly
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure......................On medication
Feminist.......................................Fat
Free spirit....................................Junkie
Friendship first..........................Former sl*t
Fun.........................................Annoying
New-Age.................Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded.................................Desperate
Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk
Professional...................................B*tch
Voluptuous...................................Very Fat
Large frame................................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker

DICTIONARY OF WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want...
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is s*x all you ever think about?

DICTIONARY OF MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have s*x now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have s*x?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have s*x with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have s*x with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have s*x with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have s*x with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay.


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