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Catholic School Girls
Category:
Religious Jokes
Rating:
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Contributor:
D Harris
 JOKE TEXT




> >A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish.
> >They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past


St.Peter.


> >
> >St. Peter asks the first girl, "Jessica, have you ever had any


contact
with


> >a penis?"
> >
> >She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one


with


> >the tip of my finger."
> >
> >St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and
> >pass through the gate."
> >
> >St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you


ever


> >had any contact with a penis?"
> >
> >The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and
> >stroked one."
> >
> >St. Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass
> >through the gate."
> >
> >All of a
> >sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one
> >girl is pushing her way to the front of the line.
> >
> >When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What


seems


> >to be the rush?"
> >
> >The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy


Water.......

> >I want to do it before Tiffany sticks her arse in it.".


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