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Women Jokes
D Harris


A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the
top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over
to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a
salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying
complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good
day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but
hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of
her accident, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely
vehicle?" He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you are
going to sh1t yourself when I tell you the price."

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