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Twelve priests were about to be ordained
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Religious Jokes
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Contributor:
D Harris
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Twelve priests were about to be ordained.
The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally

nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model

danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction.

She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the

priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos Poor Carlos.

As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that if flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.

Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to

rest.

He bent over to pick it up....

Then all the other bells started to ring.


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