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CONGRATULATIONS, AND CELEBRATIONS........!
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D Harris
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CONGRATULATIONS, AND CELEBRATIONS........!

> > >>CONGRATULATIONS!!!

> > >>TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1950's, 60's, 70's, 80's !!

> > >>

> > >>First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while

> > >>they carried us.

> > >>

> > >>They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't

> > >>get tested for diabetes.

> > >>Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored

> > >>lead-based paints.

> > >>

> > >>We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and

> >>> when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took

hitchhiking.

> > >>

> > >>As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags


> > >>

> > >>Riding in the back of a Chev, Dodge or Ford LDV on a warm day was

>>>>always a special treat.

> > >>

> > >>We drank water from the hose and NOT from a bottle.

> > >>

> > >>We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE

> > >>actually died from this.

> > >>

> > >>We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soft drink with

> > >>sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because

> > >>

> > >>WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!

> > >>

> > >>We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were

> > >>back when the streetlights came on.

> > >>

> > >>No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.

> > >>We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride

> > >>down

> > >>the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the

> > >>bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

> > >>

> > >>We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at

>>>>all, no 99 channels on cable, no video tape movies, no surround sound, no cell

> > >>phones, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat

> > >>rooms..........WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!

> > >>

> > >>We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no

> > >>lawsuits from these accidents.

> > >>

> > >>We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us

> > >>forever.

> > >>

> > >>We were given cowboy guns for our 10th birthdays, made up games with

> > >>sticks and tennis balls and although we were told it would happen, we did not

> > >>poke out very many eyes.

> > >>

> > >>We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or

> > >>rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them!

> > >>

> > >>The town football club had tryout for the junior team and not everyone

> > >>made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment.

> > >>Imagine that!!

> > >>

> > >>The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of.

> > >>They actually sided with the law!

> > >>

> > >>This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem

>>>>solvers and inventors ever!

> > >>

> > >>The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.

> > >>

> > >>We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned

> > >>

> > >>HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL!

> > >>

> > >>And YOU are one of them! CONGRATULATIONS!

> > >>

> > >>You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow

>>>>up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives for our

> > >>own good. and while you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know

> > >>how brave their parents were.

> > >>

> > >>Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't

> > >>it?!



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