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Q: What do you call a chav in a box?


Q:What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?


Q:What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it?


Q:Why are chav's like slinkies?

A:They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
of stairs.

Q:What do you call a chavette in a white tracksuit?

A:The Bride

Q:You're in your car and you see a chav on a bike, why should you try
not to hit him?

A:It might be your bike.

Q:What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?

A:One's thick and hairy, the other is a coconut

Q:What's the first question at a chav quiz night?

A:What you looking at?

Q:Two chav's in a car without any music. Who's driving?

A:The Police

Q:What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?

A: A liar.

Q:What do you say to a chav with a job?

A:Can I have a Big Mac please.

Q:What do you say to a chav in a suit?

A:Will the defendant please stand.

Q:Why is 3 chav's going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?

A: A Nova has 4 seats.

Q:What do you call a 30 year old chavette?


Q:How many chav's does it take to change a light bulb?

A:One, they'll screw anything.

Q:What do you call a 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?

A: A Start

Q:What do you call a chav at college?

A:The cleaner.

A bus full of chav's were driving through Wales.
As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started
about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth
until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one chav
asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you settle an
argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are...very

The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,

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