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It's clean at least!!!
Category:
Wrinklies Jokes
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Contributor:
D Harris
 JOKE TEXT


It's clean at least!!!
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>>An elderly couple visit McDonalds. He orders one hamburger, one order
>>of French fries and one drink.
>>The old man unwraps the plain hamburger and carefully cuts it in half.
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>>He places one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counts out
>>the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placing one
>>pile in front of his wife.
>>He takes a sip of the drink, his wife takes a sip and then sets the cup
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>>down between them. As he begins to eat his few bites of hamburger,
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>>the people around them keep looking over and whispering. You could tell
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>>they were thinking, "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one
>>meal for the two of them."
>>As the man begins to eat his fries a young man comes to the table. He
>>politely offers to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man
>>says they are just fine - They are used to sharing everything.
>>The surrounding people notice the little old lady hasn't eaten a bite.
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>>She sits there watching her husband eat and occasionally takes turns
>>sipping the drink. Again the young man comes over and begs them to let
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>>him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman says "No, thank
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>>you, we are used to sharing everything."
>>As the old man finishes and is wiping his face neatly with the napkin,
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>>the young man again comes over to the little old lady who has yet to
>>eat a single bite of food and asks "What is it you are waiting for?"
>>She answers....
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>>(This is great)
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>>Wait for it........
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>>"THE TEETH."


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